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A1. Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home 2:06

A2. Texas Man Abducted By Aliens For Outer Space Joy Ride 2:37

A3. National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor To Name New Wrestling Holds 2:33

A4. Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled To Play Newborn Baby In High School Play 1:38

A5. Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School At Top Of Her Class 1:17

A6. Embarassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp 2:49

A7. Principal Punishes Students With Bad Impressions And Tired Jokes 1:24

A8. Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely Of Cheese 1:51

A9. X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient 0:50

A10. Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #2 1:01

A11. Retired Woman Starts New Career In Monkey Fashions 1:35

B1. Circus Strongman Runs For PTA President 3:19

B2. High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built For 26 1:31

B3. Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #1 1:22

B4. Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees By Hungry Vampire Bats 2:26

B5. Nevada Man Invents Piano With 21 Extra Keys 1:10

B6. Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum From Soap 2:00

B7. Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game 1:34

B8. Ingenius Scientist Invents Car Of The Future 1:29

B9. Car Gears Stick In Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards 1:48

B10. Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town 1:56

B11. Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes With Hundred-Dollar Bills 2:41